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... which is the one thing I can't do right now. Earlier this afternoon, my chronic back problem returned after being dormant for a year and a half. I can only stay in one position, either standing or sitting. Seeing that standing for too long will only lead to complete boredom, I opted for the sofa. If I try to stand, a shooting pain runs from my lower back all the way down my left leg. Same thing when I sit down. Can't turn my body either. My acupuncturist warned me about this sudden paralysis. Let's just chill out.

Thank heavens for my laptop and satellite TV